the disgusting influence of the tarheel

so I'm in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Roughly 5400 air miles away from the Tar Heel state, North Carolina. So when I walked into the gym I joined, body builders gym, to build my body, I must say I was quite surprised to see an Argentine wearing a University of North Carolina sweatshirt. This sweatshirt was old for oldschool. I even think it was pre-Jordan era. And so, I was also naturally disgusted. Why wasn't it a Wake Forest sweatshirt?

I approached aformentioned Argentine, and asked, "umm, why are you wearing that sweatshirt? I kind of don't get along with them, they're my rivals." Of all the sweatshirts this guy could be wearing, for the love (as Smash would say) mi amigo! "Oh, it's just a sweatshirt, I don't know" There we have it, an unknowing, innocent Argentinean who had been corrupted by the tar heel influence...where's a demon deacon when you need one?