football guacamole

Well, I've expressed my strong desires and likings for guacamole before, and to get guacamole, you need avocadoes. It's just a fact.

Well, there's this tall avocado tree in front of the school that has some big green unripe avocadoes, but they were very high up. I got the idea to get out a football, and make a game of it. You have to be accurate with the football throw, good spiral and all, and if you connect with an avocado, the game becomes like baseball, you have to have good quick lateral movement as well as skilled hands to catch the falling avocado. If you miss or are too slow, the missed avocadoes come smashing down into the middle of the street.

It's a high risk sport as well, for the parked cars, pedestrians walking past the school, and the players involved. I connected with one avocado, and it came down and smacked me on the leg. I'm pretty sure I'll get a bruise. That's ok though, I can ice my leg while enjoying a delicious bowl of guacamole....