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It not only makes me happy when we beat a top-ranked (#2 in the country) opponent, but it's triple excitement time when it's Duke. If Duke were ranked 2,3049 million thousand in the country and we still beat them, I would be as pleased as I am this morning. You see, Duke and Mike Krzyzewski's team are so antagonistic and annoying that it's just plain vanilla great to beat them on the basketball court. They play like dirty mafia hitmen but are thought of by most people in the country as saints. Just go and sit near the Duke bench one game and listen to how Mike K. (I don't want to write out his last name again) cusses worse than a sailor.

Way to go DEACS!!!