fanny-pack proud

I'm proud of the fanny pack I wear. It's not that common for our generation. It was cool during the 80s (so I fit in clearly here in Argentina), and then it seems like some kind of fanny-pack phobia developed in the 90s that effectively did away with the fanny pack. Well, maybe my fanny pack usage will help bring it back. I like it because:
1. It hides your wallet and phone better in at-risk crime places like Buenos Aires.
2. It's not as big and as bulky as a backpack, so I sweat much less when I'm riding with my fanny pack on my bike.
3. Running with one is great, I can carry keys and one fanny pack I have has water bottle slots (yes I have more than 1, I have 3).
4. You don't have to take a backpack or purse off to reach inside and get something, it's already right there!

I was curious to see if there were other fanny pack afficionados out there. There are. I wish I could join these guys, singing about fanny packs. I'll let you enjoy: